Crystal Cote Butt Plug

1 12 2008


Yet another sex toy review for!

Now, to preface this review, I’ve never owned an anal toy before this one, so I’m speaking from relative inexperience in that department. But I like to think I know enough about sex to give a good review.

Now, to begin, I have to say that I have to rate this toy on two separate levels. One: On an ‘As Advertised’ level. And two: On a ‘general satisfaction level.

Beginning with the ‘As Advertised’ review.

On the website, the Silicone Crystal Cote Butt Plug is said to be a ‘Hygienically superior Silicone butt plug with dual-cote. Pliable with sturdy suction cup.’ Even in BIG letters on the front of the toy it is advertised as a SILICONE teaser made of SILICONE. Flip the toy over and right on the back it states three times in BIG letters that it’s SILICONE. Yet, in smaller print, also on the back, it says that the toy is ‘Dual-cote TPR Silicone.’ That made me pause. And again, in even smaller print under the ‘copyrights’ and the ‘MADE IN’ and the ‘all rights reserved’ spiels was ‘always use a rubber compatible lubricant with this product.’


Now aren’t you supposed to use SILICONE compatible lubricants with a toy that is advertised over and over again as SILICONE. I guess not. I looked up TPR. Thermoplastic rubber. NOT silicone.

Being the studios girl I am, I did a bit of research on this TPR. According to this website TPR ranks above jelly but below silicone. It’s a fairly new sextoy material. I was a little annoyed by this because it is clearly advertised as being a Silicone toy when in all reality it contains little to no silicone.The scent is also still strong and plastic-y after being used, washed and disinfected a few times. It does still have a slightly tacky texture to it too.

Also, the toy is advertised as having a suction cup base. LIES. It has a small, uneven ridge around the bottom but there is nothing even resembling a suction cup as the base. Frankly, the thing wouldn’t even stand up on it’s own on a flat surface.

So in other words, this toy fails epically in the ‘As Advertised’ category.

Moving on to the ‘general satisfaction’ category.

I really like this toy. X and I have tried anal a few times. The first time it worked and we enjoyed ourselves but not long enough for me to feel good or for him to get off. The next couple times we tried anal it hurt too bad and I made him stop.

I requested this toy with the idea in mind that X and I could play around with it and hopefully work up to anal again. I toyed around with it the first night I got it, but I didn’t do much. It wasn’t until a few days later that X and I decided to try it out.

He’d fucked me a bit, so I was quite turned on when he suggested we try the plug. Or maybe I suggested. I don’t remember and honestly, it doesn’t much matter. We lubed it and my ass up and X started sliding it in. Unlike previous attempts at anal, this felt good. One problem we encountered was the fact that the toy didn’t stay in too well. I had to hold it in my ass as X fucked me.

Though oh my god was it good. The plug made sex SO much better. I was really sensitive to every thrust. It didn’t take me long to cum. Eventually he asked it he could have my ass and I figured we could give it a go. The plug most definatly prepared me for anal sex. X slid in without a problem or complaint from me, and he was actually able to fuck my ass. I enjoyed it. A lot. More than I really thought I could.

So, honestly, I enjoy this toy. I’m sure there are better plugs out there, but for $11 it gets the job done.

But because of the false advertising (which really irked me) and the fact that I had problems with it staying in me, I’ll be giving it a 4 out of 10.



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