Sextoy.com: Smart Balls

14 01 2009

36005Another wonderful sex toy review brought to you by the lovely me!

I have to begin by saying, to any woman out there reading this blog, buy some Smart Balls. Or a toy that’s like them. They are, to put it lightly, amazing. A toy designed to to strengthen PC muscles and in turn create stronger orgasms, is more than just weight training for your va-jay-jay. (Yes. I used it. Sue me. The word va-jay-jay makes me laugh.)It’s a toy that can be used to tease your self, or even be used during masturbation.

I personally absolutely LOVE these. When it comes to women’s sex toys I don’t think you can go wrong with the Smart Balls. The box they came in was classy and discrete, something I really do love when it comes to sex toys. I just think that having classy, just normal looking packaging removes the stigmatization from toys like this. It really annoys me when I hear people discuss how sex toys are so dirty. When you have packaging covered in hot, sexy, nude women it can be intimidating to women who don’t appreciate the female form as much as some of their peers. And it also just plays into the idea that sex toys are lewd or something. I don’t know. I have very conservative friends, so I heard the more conservative side of things.

But getting back to the toy. I really liked how the balls were connected not by a string or what not, but by the coating. So that they were one object rather than just two balls on a string. I know you can’t lose things in your vagina, but the idea of a string breaking still worries me. That can’t happen here. And the string to pull the two balls out is plastic coated so it won’t get nasty after a few uses.

The thing I really like about the Smart Balls is that once you put them in (a little lube is all you need) the little metal balls inside bounce around creating subtle vibrations. Now, I haven’t really noticed any change in my orgasms and I don’t think X has noticed a change in my tightness, so I can’t accurately tell you if they really do help in those two categories. But I can tell you they make doing kegels a lot more challenging and a lot more fun.

I put them in when I masturbate. Or rather, I never really intend to masturbate when I use them, but the vibrations they make while I go about my day make it impossible for me to leave them in for long. I get unbearably turned on. Which can be quite fun.

Overall I give this toy a 9 out of 10 for just being plain amazing.


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14 01 2009
SaraBee

Eh, what bothers me about the majority of sex-toy packaging is just how porn-y the women look. I don’t really like mainstream porn with the fake boobs, overdone makeup, puffy lips, and bleach-blond hair. I’d still like to know how, over and over again, the decision is reached to use photos of these women on packaging meant to market *to* women, most of whom likely have a radically different standard of beauty than the one being exemplified in the photos.

I don’t know why they persist in using those types of images either. I mean, I can see the appeal of the mainstream porn look and I am very attracted to it. In mainstream porn. Other than that, meh. Real women aren’t supposed to look like that. So why put it on the packages that real women are supposed to be buy, I don’t know. Silly Porn Industry people. Lol.

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15 01 2009
C

Have been wanting some “Balls” for a while, thank you for your recommendation! Have now ordered and wait excitedly for their delivery…

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