Sextoy.com: Deep Throat Oral Desensitizer

6 02 2009

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I don’t like giving bad reviews. I really don’t.

I’d much rather test a sex toy and be able to go on and on about how great it is and how every woman should have one. But sometimes a product just doesn’t wow, and instead and it kind of flops.

This deepthroat spray did just that. I requested it because I figured I should try out something from the Lotion & Lubes category and because I have problems deep-throating X and I wanted to see if this stuff would work. Well, it doesn’t. At least not for me. I’m pretty good at being able to repress and control my gag-reflex but this didn’t help at all. X and I came to the conclusion that he’s too thick and it’s not about numbing my gag reflex so much as it’s about actually stretching my throat.

But that wasn’t the biggest problem I had with this product. I actually had a lot of problems with this product.

  1. It tastes fucking NASTY. I can usually stand most icky flavors but this is just gross. It’s akin to the worst tasting cough syrup you’ve ever tasted in your life. It tastes like the cough syrup Satan uses to torture people in hell with. It honestly is that disgusting. The label says ‘Passionfruit’ but it’s more like ‘Hellfire.’ BLEH.
  2. The spray’s active ingredient is Benzocaine, a chemical found in all sorts of over the counter anesthetic ointments. Reading up on the FDA website there are all sorts of complications that can occur from abuse of this product. There’s even a Public Health Advisory for Oral Sprays. Abuse can lead to dangerous levels of methemoglobinemia. Which is BAD. Is there any mention of this dangerous condition on the bottle? No. Anything on the bottle about contacting poison control if too much is consumed? No. They just tell you to only use 4 times a day and no more than every two hours….or as directed by a doctor. Hmm what? Wait…..Doctors can prescribe Deep Throat Spray? Interesting…..
  3. The label looks homemade. When it comes to medical grade chemicals, I’d rather them not look like the label was printed in my basement.
  4. The website they list on the side? Doesn’t work. Search Stardust Industries? No website. I’m not a fan of that either.
  5. Waiting the recommended ten minutes after application to go down on X let the stuff wear off. Using it after roughly 5 minutes made X’s member go a bit numb shortly after. Not good. Haha.
  6. Did I mention that it tastes NASTY?

In the end. I DO NOT recommend this product. There are far better, far safer sex toys out there. I give it a 2 out of 10.

[As a side note. This review doesn't mean the numbing won't work to suppress the gag-reflex for some. I just don't like this product as a whole.]sextoysexycouple575x75


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4 responses

6 02 2009
Curvaceous Dee

Hmm. Doesn’t sound good at all (and given that I was thinking of asking for this in order to try it out, I think I’ll change my mind). It always sucks to give a toy a bad review, but you did it well!

xx Dee

9 02 2009
chartreuse b

I began reading with hope, but I appreciate honest reviews and your review is pretty honest :)
I guess I have to learn to live with my gag reflex, work around it. I’m currently wondering if Deep Throat was ever a woman’s “thing” or if it was just a male idea that was used for the porn film, as crazy as the idea of Lovelace having a clit in her throat. But I think some women can do it, but that doesn’t mean that it stimulates them. But if the bulk of women have difficulties, why should they feel inadequate?

10 02 2009
DominaDoll

I don’t recommend any products that desensitize actually. These products are like oral gel for babies and they numb. But that isn’t a good thing when trying to deep throat (or have anal sex, ie: anal eaze). I have heard the best way to learn to suppress the gag reflex is to practice on a dildo, and to try to swallow a lot, as this suppresses the gag. Also to relax and breathe.

8 03 2009
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