Tongue Vibes

6 12 2009

I was sent the tongue vibe by the lovely people at

The idea is quite ingenious. A small bullet vibrator is placed inside a jelly-like case with a sort of rubber band attached. You can slide it on to almost any object to ‘turn it into a sex toy.’ Now, the main purpose of this toy is for oral. You are supposed to place it on your tongue and suck and lick away. I absolutely love the idea of it. However, it doesn’t work quite as well in practice as it does theoretically.

Before I get to that, let me talk about some of the good things. For one, unlike most vibrators out there, the Tonuge Vibe comes with 6 batteries. So there is no need to go out and try to find the right size, which might be a little hard considering the two bullets take watch batteries. All 8 items (6 batteries and two vibes) come enclosed is a super cute little round case reminiscent of headphone cases. The top is clear allowing you to see what is inside, and it is quite useful for keeping track of the little things. They can get lost very easily. On vibe was left on X’s windowsill and fell down behind his bed. It wasn’t until we rearranged his room that we found it.

Now, on to my biggest problem with this toy, one I find with a lot of smaller sized sex toys. The material that makes up the ‘rubber band? It has a tendency to slip off VERY easily. I had serious issues keeping the vibe on my tongue.  I found the best way to use it was to just keep it in my cheek while I gave head. X found it interesting but nothing super special. I personally found the vibrations to be too light to be pleasurable.

Overall, I give this toy a 5 out of 10. It gets kudos for being original and coming with super cute and useful packaging, along with the inclusion of batteries. However, the weak vibrations and the failure to actually stay on tongues detracts from the score.

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