TMI Tuesdays: Fun Stuff

23 09 2008

1. What is the strangest thing you have ever inserted or seen inserted (in a sexual manner) in person? Uh…..eggplant. X and I had an interesting conversation about that one. He found a porn video where a girl was apparently pleasuring herself with an eggplant.
2. Have you ever had sex anyone whose name started with a J? Nope!
3. Have you ever been outside completely naked? Sadly no. Though X was talking about how he’s never gone camping with a lover before…maybe I could convince him to take me camping some weekend.
4. Do you prefer music, tv, or other noise in the background when you have sex? I honestly prefer no background noise, but living in an apartment with three others makes that option a little more nessecary. X and I usually leave the TV on as background noise.
5. Have you ever used ice for sexual purposes? Hehe. Yes. My windowsill next to my bed last year was made of stone, so in the winter it would get very cold. Very, very cold. I learned X really liked when I put my cold hand on his cock. Which then got us experimenting with ice. We had a lot of fun. I’ll just leave it at that.
Bonus: Have you ever been propositioned for group sex? Yes. BFY asked if I would do a threesome with her boyfriend. I politley declined. And X and I currently are working on some people we’re friends with. Hopefully things work out.





TMI Tuesday

2 09 2008

1. When was the last time someone hit on you? What went down? I think this guy in my Public Admin class hit on me today. X was sitting next to me and was teasing me about something or other, it’s what he does. The guy sitting in front of us is someone I knew vaguelyfrom high school. We’ll call him B. He went to another school but we both did debate together and I wiped the floor with him every time. He joined in the conversation, adding that I used to pout and stomp when I debated. Him and X had a good old laugh about that, then they proceeded to tease me together. So. Yeah. I think he was attempting to hit on me. Because he tried to strike up a conversation a few more times during lulls in the class.

X wrote me a note a few minutes after they finished teasing me: He’s cute and funny and seems intelligent……

……no.

Why not?

NO. I did debate with him and just NO.

I hate when he tries to hook me up with people.

2. If you were single and could be with any one person, who would it be? Jared Padalecki all the way. He’s basically the embodiment of my perfect guy. 6′4, shaggy dark brown hair, blue eyes, intelligent, won nationals in Duo in high school, has dogs, is adorable and is skinny but still has an amazing body. Plus he’s one of the stars of my favorite TV shows, Supernatural. He’s one of the few celebs I’d go nuts if I saw in real life.
3. Have you ever had done anything sexual in your office or your place of employment? I’ve handled underwear while working at VS? Does that count? Nothing kinky though. No good stories there.

4. Do you apologize when you make a mistake? How do you react when someone calls you out? Depends on the mistake. If it’s something that hurt someone, then of course I will apologize. But if I’m wrong about information or a quote, I’ll probably insist I’m right until concrete evidence is given that proves otherwise. I’m a stubborn little bitch.
5. Top or bottom? Both? I like being on top, but there’s something about having someone bigger than you pressing his whole body against you that really turns me on.

Bonus: How old were you when you first had a willing sexual experience?  Willing? As in with another person? If it’s with another person and you exclude kissing as a sexual experience it would have been with X sometime towards the end of October last year, so I’d have been 18. Now, if it’s just ‘first willing sexual experience’ in general then I honestly don’t know. I discovered masturbation when I was quite young. We’re talking grade school young. It was something I did when I was upset or stressed though. I guess I hadn’t learned to connect it to sex at that time. I was probably in about 5th or 6th grade when I discovered what I was really doing and began to experiment. So, like 11ish? Maybe. I dunno.





TMI Tuesday: Wishes

26 08 2008

What is the one thing you would change about your body? I wish I was more toned and maybe an inch or two shorter. I have a nice, tall, slim body as is, but I don’t exercise and you can tell. Also, I hate putting on two inch heels and being six feet tall.

What is the one personality trait you would change? I wish I was less needy in my relationships. I’ve come to realize that I need almost constant validation that my friendship is desired. With BFL and BFA and JK I don’t worry so much because I’ve known them or trust them enough to know we’re still friends no matter. With X it’s a different story. If he doesn’t talk to me or is short with me or I don’t see him for a whole day I get worried that something’s wrong. And that’s wrong. It bothers me that I can get so needy about things, but honestly, I think it comes from losing my father at a young age and having a pretty absent mother growing up. I need to know that people aren’t just going to leave me and drop me for someone else. It’s a stupid way to be, hence why I wish I could change it.
What is the one thing about your job you would change? I wish I had one?

What is the one thing about your home you would change? Nothing. This little college town in the boonie-boonies is what I now consider to be my home. My home town is my hometown and where my family is, but it ceased to be my home when we moved in with my mother’s fiance. And I love this little town full of frat boys and college kids.

What is the one thing about your Significant Other you would change? X is the closest thing I have to a SO right now, and I’d change nothing about him. He’s an asshole, insensitive at times, a jerk, selfish, arrogant, egotistical and the biggest douchebag I’ve ever met. But he’s also one of the most amazing people I’ve ever met, and he wouldn’t be X if he didn’t have those negative traits. Well…..maybe I’d make him not vegitarian so I could cook food for him other than pasta.

Who is the one person you would poof out of your life and why? No one. Why would I want to poof anyone out of my life? I love the people that love me, they’re my pillars and they make me who I am. But the people who hate me are my foundation. They keep me grounded and also make me who I am. So no matter how much I dislike someone, or how difficult they make my life, I wouldn’t want them out of it.

Who is the one person you would poof back in and why? My father. No questions or hesitations in that one. Aside from X, BFL and BFA he was the one person who actually understood me. He and I were so alike and I miss him everyday. I would give anything in the world just to have him back, even if only for a day.





TMI Tuesday

19 08 2008

1. Are you truly politically correct? Be honest. I am politically correct in that I rarely use slang or slurs to describe someone. But I’m a firm beleiver that some people take it much too far. It’s getting to the point where we can’t speak our minds because it’s not ‘politically correct’ and that really annoys me. It’s begining to cross over into the other side, where you take being politically correct so far that it because insulting in itself.
2. Will you ever streak in public during rush hour? Will I? No clue. Would I? If the oppertunity arose and I was with the right people or inebriated enough, then yes.
3. Would you ever do something sexual in public (more than 20 people around)? Of course. Yet again, depends on what but I honestly rarely say ‘no’ to something that combines sex and the thrill of getting caught.
4. Do you ever not have good table manners? Never. I was raised correctly and I use proper manners at the table. Now, I’m not all formal when I’m at Perkins or eating with friends. But if I’m with nice company my manners are impecable.
5. Do you ever fantasize about a public sexual act? Describe. Yes. I’d love to go down on someone, or fuck someone in a movie theater. Same with getting fucked on a dance floor or in the bathroom of a club.
Bonus: Have you ever gone through a true sexual fantasy? Describe. Almost had sex at a drive in movie. And X and I are currently working on a ‘rape’ fantasy he’s been dying to do. And I just unearthed a slave/mistress fantasy last night that I want to try. A threesome with a guy or a girl is also in the works. It’s mostly just a matter of when we get time for them.





TMI: “Out” Magazine

13 08 2008

1. What is your favorite song to have sex to? None at all. For some reason I kinda just like silence when I fuck.
2. What is your vision of hell? Non-existent seeing as I’m not really sure I beleive in it. I mean, I guess my vision of hell would be more like limbo or purgatory rather than the ‘fire, brimstone, and eternal damnation’ thing.

3. In the film made of your life, who will play you? Adrienne Palicki or Natalie Portman
4. What is the one thing you most urgently need to tell your mom? To fuck off and let me live my own life.
5. What will be carved onto your tombstone? The typical shit. And anything else my family comes up with.
And the bonus: What is your drag name (which would be, first name: the name of your first pet; last name: the name of the street you grew up on)? Sasha Creek. Lol.





TMI: Romance

5 08 2008

I’m not very good with romance and romantic things having only been in love once and never having had a serious boyfriend.

1. What is your definition of romantic? It’s the little things that most people overlook. It’s mentioning your favorite movie and then months later him remembering. It’s basically just showing someone else that you’re importent to them. It doesn’t have to be grand sweeping gestures. It can be as simple as stopping me as we’re walking up the dark stairs, turning me around and kissing me softly.
2. Would you consider yourself to be romantic? I do consider myself to be a cynic and those two really don’t mix well.
3. Is your significant other romantic? I don’t have a significant other.
4. Have you ever chastised a SO for not being romantic enough or too romantic? Nope.

5. What do you consider a grand romantic gesture? Have you ever been the recipient or giver of one? Probably sacraficing something for someone else. I dunno. I’m not big on grand romantic gestures.
6. If you have done something romantic to get laid, did it work? If not, why and how did that affect your romantic tendencies in the past. Nope. Never tried that.
7. What is the most romantic thing you have ever done? Had done for you? Took care of X’s sick ass and consequently caught mono because of it. Along with dragging him to the hospital. Oh yes, that’s romance for me. I’m not into the squishy, ooey, gooey, lovey, dovey shit. Show me you care about me. That’s romance.





TMI: Language

29 07 2008

This is my very first TMI Tuesday. Lol.

1. What is your language pet peeve? Good and well. My family doesn’t get that there is a distinction. ‘You did good at practice today.’  ‘I think that the building is going good.’ Something about not using ‘well’ irks me so much. You would never say ‘That movie sure was well.’ So why switch in good when there should be well. Gah.

 
2. What is your favorite word? Both dirty and clean? Cockslut is my favorite dirty word. And clean….hmm…..probably ‘iydllic’. It sounds cool and it looks cool.

 
3. What is the one word you cannot spell? Minute. For some reason I’ve been fucking it up ever since I was in second grade. I don’t get it.

 
4. What is the one word you always pronounce wrong? None. I mean, I mess up every so often, but there’s no one word I always mess up. Though I do enjoy intentionally butchering French for the sole reason that it pisses my French minoring best friend off.
5. If you could erase one popular catchphrase from the english language, what would it be? ‘That’s hot.’ It just reminds me of the idiots that inhabit this earth.

Bonus (as in optional): The late, and very hot Michael Hutchence (INXS) once sang, “Words are weapons, sharper than knives” . What is the most hurtful thing you have ever said to anyone? Was it deliberate or accidental? What was the most hurtful thing ever said to you? Do you think it was deliberate or accidental?
Probably telling my mother to get back on her meds because I couldn’t stand her when she was off them. And yeah, I was trying to intentionally hurt her. As for hurtful to me? It’s a tie between my mother and X. “You’re my perfect best friend. She has the qaulities I want in a wife.” For some reason hearing him say that tore my heart out. And he didn’t intend it to be hurtful. “Never have children. It’s not fuckign worth it. It’s a waste.” And she was intending to hurt me. To make me feel guilty. And this is something she’s said on more than one occasion.