18 07 2009


This is quite the interesting toy.

Premise: For anyone who wants to make a realistic replica of a penis this Clone-a-Willy kit is for you. It allows you to make an actual copy of any man’s dick and it lets you make it into a vibrator too. It’s as simple as making a mold. Pouring the plastic into the mold. And then waiting for it to set. It’s a neat concept that works really well despite a few problems. I actually used two of these since the mold on my first one failed.

How It Works: You cut the tube to the right size then mix up the plaster. This is the tricky part. The first kit we got, the thermometer was broken so we guestimated the temperature. The molding failed because it set far, far too fast. Then I noticed that there were two separate times listed in the instructions for how long to stir the plaster. So, when I got the second kit, thanks to the lovely Domina at, I kinda threw out the instructions and did what I felt was best. The instructions say that the plaster sets slower if you add cooler water. So, I added cooler water, then mixed it fast. Once it looked like muffin mix (a little lumpy) I scooped it into the tube and X and I waited, attempting to keep him hard while we wait for it to just set a little. This time, the mold set beautifully. Instead of the vibrator that comes with the kit, we used the rubber we hadn’t used from the first kit. We mixed up double the amount of rubber and poured it into the mold. A day later we had a solid, if slightly prickly, clone of X’s cock.


This is a comparison photo of X and the toy. Pretty good copy, huh? The only problem is that is a photo of X half hard and worn out from three days of sex. So, as you can see, making an exact copy of a guy at his hardest is tough.


  1. The instructions are vague and not well written. I advise you to read them OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. And be sure to read all the fine print.
  2. It’s hard for guys to stay hard when shoving their cock in a tube full of lukewarm oatmeal.
  3. The toy has a distinct rubbery smell and taste that doesn’t seem to leave.
  4. The rubber is HARD. I find that I actually cant really use this dildo. It’s too hard and too prickly. Even after taking an exacto knife to the plastic nubs that were all over it from the plaster, it’s still pretty rough.


  1. The level of detail is pretty amazing. It really does make a realistic copy.
  2. It’s fairly simple if you know EXACTLY what you’re doing.
  3. It gives you everything you need in the kit.
  4. You can get refills of anything if you mess one step up.

X’s Two Cents: “It’s a great idea, but well, it needs to be improved overall. If the final product isn’t comfortable for the girl to use, so how is it worth the money?”

Final Opinion:

I liked this toy. It was like an adult arts and crafts project for me. Haha. But I agree with X, if it’s not usable to me, then it’s basically just an expensive statue. Of a penis. With some improvements in materials, perhaps this could be a better toy. I give it a 6 out of 10. It gets points for being realistic but it gets docked for not being able to use it.

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sextoysolo575x75 Deep Throat Oral Desensitizer

6 02 2009


I don’t like giving bad reviews. I really don’t.

I’d much rather test a sex toy and be able to go on and on about how great it is and how every woman should have one. But sometimes a product just doesn’t wow, and instead and it kind of flops.

This deepthroat spray did just that. I requested it because I figured I should try out something from the Lotion & Lubes category and because I have problems deep-throating X and I wanted to see if this stuff would work. Well, it doesn’t. At least not for me. I’m pretty good at being able to repress and control my gag-reflex but this didn’t help at all. X and I came to the conclusion that he’s too thick and it’s not about numbing my gag reflex so much as it’s about actually stretching my throat.

But that wasn’t the biggest problem I had with this product. I actually had a lot of problems with this product.

  1. It tastes fucking NASTY. I can usually stand most icky flavors but this is just gross. It’s akin to the worst tasting cough syrup you’ve ever tasted in your life. It tastes like the cough syrup Satan uses to torture people in hell with. It honestly is that disgusting. The label says ‘Passionfruit’ but it’s more like ‘Hellfire.’ BLEH.
  2. The spray’s active ingredient is Benzocaine, a chemical found in all sorts of over the counter anesthetic ointments. Reading up on the FDA website there are all sorts of complications that can occur from abuse of this product. There’s even a Public Health Advisory for Oral Sprays. Abuse can lead to dangerous levels of methemoglobinemia. Which is BAD. Is there any mention of this dangerous condition on the bottle? No. Anything on the bottle about contacting poison control if too much is consumed? No. They just tell you to only use 4 times a day and no more than every two hours….or as directed by a doctor. Hmm what? Wait…..Doctors can prescribe Deep Throat Spray? Interesting…..
  3. The label looks homemade. When it comes to medical grade chemicals, I’d rather them not look like the label was printed in my basement.
  4. The website they list on the side? Doesn’t work. Search Stardust Industries? No website. I’m not a fan of that either.
  5. Waiting the recommended ten minutes after application to go down on X let the stuff wear off. Using it after roughly 5 minutes made X’s member go a bit numb shortly after. Not good. Haha.
  6. Did I mention that it tastes NASTY?

In the end. I DO NOT recommend this product. There are far better, far safer sex toys out there. I give it a 2 out of 10.

[As a side note. This review doesn't mean the numbing won't work to suppress the gag-reflex for some. I just don't like this product as a whole.]sextoysexycouple575x75 Love Pacifier

18 01 2009


I have no problem admitting that this is now probably my new favorite anal toy.

I reviewed one anal toy a few weeks or so ago and while I liked it, it was lacking in a few departments. I requested this toy on the off chance that the shape would be more inclined to stay in without the help of mine or another’s hand.

The box this came in was simple, just as it’s shown above. Though the toy was a bit bigger than I initially anticipated. I suppose that’s why the word ‘ADVANCED’  is on the box. Ooops. A warning, however, this toy is not for beginners. When I first played with it I was rushing a bit and pushed it in too fast. This resulted in me tearing a bit of skin and having a tender ass for a few days. Seeing blood after you take out an anal toy is never a good feeling, even if it’s only a spot or two. So, go slow with this one.

Again, I REALLY like this toy. The only downside I’ve found is that when you lube it up, the thin bit that connects the ring to the bulb is flexible. So, when you try to push it in your ass it can get a little difficult to keep it going the right way. Other than that, once you get the Love Pacifier in it settles in a really comfortable spot. You can feel how big it is but since the neck of it is thinner, it doesn’t feel uncomfortably full.

X and I had fun playing with this the other night. We’ve been a bit hit and miss with anal sex. Sometimes I can take it, sometimes I can’t. We’ve found that plugs like this one really help to relax me. The first night we tried it out, we lubed my ass up and slid the sex toy in. And miraculously, it stayed in. I was right about the shape working better for our purposes. Once it was in, X fucked me. And oh god do I like having something up my ass while I’m getting fucked. It didn’t take me long at all to cum just from that. We took out the plug, I got on my hands and knees and he lubed his cock up. To both our surprise, he slid right in without any ’slow down’s or ‘wait, ow….’s from me.

So this toy really does work. For two different purposes too. One, it’s just a great feeling anal toy. And two, it helps relax and stretch you out. And on a side note, it’s silicone so it’s very easy to clean. When it comes to sex toys, this is a good pick. And cheap too.

I love this toy so it’s not hard for me to give it a 9.5 out of 10. Under the Bed Restraint System

14 12 2008


To begin, I really like this sex toy.

X and I have had SO much fun playing with this toy. You can read some accounts of us trying it out it here and here.

I have a bit of a side that enjoys BDSM type stuff, as regular readers have probably noticed. So this toy was a natural pick for me. The packaging was simple when I recived it, exactly as it’s shown in the photo on the website. Opening it was a bit intimidating seeing as it was a neat mass of black tethers and cuffs. I recruited X to help me set it up and honestly, it only took us roughly 5 or 10 mins. You slide it under the mattress and viola, you have your own little bondage bed.

We tried the restraints on X first and I was a bit afraid that it wouldn’t really hold him down seeing as I only have a double bed and he’s 6′4ish. I had no problem with the cuffs fitting around his wrists and ankles, and they honestly held pretty well. Once he was on the bed, it only took a little bit of adjustment to get the restraints to the point where he was spread eagle on the bed. We really had fun with the toy and it did it’s job really well.

X says: This is really an amazing toy, we used it the first time with me being restrained, and my god it was quite possibly the best orgasm I have ever ALMOST had, 4 times…….  (to clarify, I teased him to the point of orgasm that many times)

Now, just today actually we tried the toy out on me. Mostly because I demanded that I needed to be restrained in order to review the toy properly. Hehe. The cuffs fit both my wrists and ankles as well as they had fit X’s. Though while X had willingly let me put them on him, I fought him the whole time he was restraining me. Now, I must mention that these are not made for people who are seriously into restraining or BDSM. After some struggling, it was easy to get the adjustable tethers to loosen up enough that I could manage to uncuff my hands. Despite this, the toy was very enjoyable.

X says: I’m disappointed I didn’t get to tickle her as much as I wanted.

Overall, I’ll give the under the bed restraint system an 8 for being fun, and exactly what was advertised.